Die rede hoekom mans nie moet saam gaan shop nie…

Ek is nie ‘n groot spoeg en plakker nie, maar aarde hierdie was briljant…  Ek moet dit net deel! 

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Proof of what can happen if a wife drags her husband along to go shopping….

 Dear Mrs. Murry,

 Our store is considering banning your family from ever shopping with us,
 unless your husband stops his antics.
 Below is a list of offences over the past few months all verified by our
 surveillance cameras.

MEMO

 Re: Complaints
 15 Things Mr. Wayne Murry has done while his spouse is shopping:

 1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people’s
 carts when they weren’t looking.

 2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5-minute
 intervals.

 3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to tampons
 section.

 4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official tone,
 “Code 3” in housewares…..
   and watched what happened.

 5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and asked to put a bag of M&M’s on
Lay-by.

 6. September 14: Moved a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.

 7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told the
 shoppers he’d invite them
   in if they’ll bring pillows from the bedding department.

 8. September 23: When a clerk asks if they can help him, he begins to
 cry and asks,
   “Why can’t you people just leave me alone?”

 9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera; used it as a
 mirror, picked his nose, and ate it.
0. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department asked the
 clerk if he knows where
    the antidepressants are.

 11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the
 “Mission Impossible” theme.

 12. December 6: In the auto department, practised his “Madonna look”
 using different size funnels.

13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
 yelled “PICK ME!” “PICK ME!”

14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker he
 assumes the foetal position and screams
     “NO! NO! It’s those voices again!!!

 And; last, but not least!

 15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited a
while; then yelled, very loudly,
     “There is no toilet paper in here!”

20 Responses to Die rede hoekom mans nie moet saam gaan shop nie…

  1. Whahahaha ek los hom dan liewer by die huis 😯

  2. demoerin says:

    😆 Dit klink na groot pret. Dink ek moet bietjie van daai goedjies probeer.

  3. Bruinoog says:

    Dis vrek snaaks. Klink na iets wat my man sal aanvang net sodat hy nie saam hoef te gaan nie.

  4. Ek sal maar liewer nie noem watter ek al gedoen het nie!😳

    Ek haat dit om groceries te gaan koop en moes altyd saam met die ma gaan! Mens moet jouself vermaak😉

  5. reisiger says:

    😆 😆 Ek weet nou al ek gaan aan die giggel gaan as ek en manlief weer saam in die winkels rondloop en ek dink aan hierdie inskrywing! En dan gaan hy wil weet hoekom ek lag en ek sal hom nie kan sê nie, want hy’s stout genoeg om van dit te sal wil aanvang!! 😆

  6. boendoe says:

    Hahahaha..veral vir nommer 15! 😆

  7. Pikkelik says:

    Boendoe – ek’t jou alweer gered!!!!! 😆 😆

  8. neykie says:

    😆 lekker naweek pikkie

  9. BB says:

    Helge sal ook so ‘n lysie maak : Die rede hoekom BB nie moet saam gaan shop nie… ek is ‘n serious pain in the neck in ‘n winkel – raak verveeld soos ‘n kind, pak goed in die trollie wat ons nie nodig nie – hy pak altyd ‘n hoop uit by die till – en kry dan soms nogal baaaaaie skaam…😳:mrgreen:

  10. aventer says:

    :lo: hahahahaha

    10 uit 10 en ‘n sterretjie vir netheid

    waar’s my pa….

    Pappaaaaaaaaaaaaa…!!! 😆

  11. Dellie says:

    Hehe, dis vreeslik snaaks!😆

    Lekker naweek, Pikkie!

  12. mynick says:

    in ons nuwe regte dorp gaan ek ook iets snnnnaaaaks probeer,,, wat van n lipstik dipstick

    agter op my broek dan is ons sommer bekend ook….
    hoop dit beur jou effe op….

  13. Eilandkind says:

    LOL, dit is nou snaaks!

  14. Wipneus! says:

    Lekker naweek Pikkie!!

  15. Roer says:

    Uitstekend. Geniet die naweek Pikkie.

  16. maxie says:

    Lekker naweek, Pikkie! Moenie te hard werk nie…

  17. Zee says:

    Goed, ek sal nie weer vir manlief saamvat winkels toe nie😆 Gaats, se nou net dit was hy hierdie. Briljante inskrywing Shorty!

  18. Carina says:

    Dit was oulik!

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